Jason, he heard the preacher yellin',
shoutin' about the afterlife,
but Jason knew something that he wasn't tellin':
heaven was a-dancin' with the preacher's wife,
goin'...

CHORUS:
Up-Down: that's the way you do it.
In-out: that's the way it goes.
Round-and-round, there ain't nothin' to it,
But why you'd ever want to do it nobody knows.

Buford, he saw the farmer's daughter
strugglin'--she was a-pitchin' hay.
Buford went in the barn and taught her
some things he thought she oughta' shoulda' known anyway.
He told her...

CHORUS:
Up-Down: that's the way you do it.
In-out: that's the way it goes.
Round-and-round, there ain't nothin' to it,
But why you'd ever want to do it nobody knows.

Amos, he was an ace at whittlin'.
He let Sue rub his stick of wood.
And she said, "I'd fix a pot of chit'lins
if you'd show me how to do that, 'cause it sure feels good,
going...

CHORUS:
Up-Down: that's the way you do it.
In-out: that's the way it goes.
Round-and-round, there ain't nothin' to it,
But why you'd ever want to do it nobody knows.
A-going...
:
Up-Down: that's the way you do it.
In-out: that's the way it goes.
Round-and-round, there ain't nothin' to it,
But why you'd ever want to do it nobody knows.
A-going...

Up-Down: that's the way you do it.
In-out: that's the way it goes.
Round-and-round, there ain't nothin' to it,
But why you'd ever want to do it nobody knows.

Why you'd ever want to do it God only knows.


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